Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
- Dr. Seuss

Bad Joke of the Day

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Random Fact of the Day

William McKinley was on the $500 bill.

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