Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

Your time as a caterpillar has expired. Your wings are ready.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

Random Fact of the Day

About 5% of the entire U.S. potato crop goes to make McDonald's French Fries.

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