Happy Last Full Day!!

Thought of the Day

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Random Fact of the Day

The word mustard comes from the Latin mustum ardens, meaning "burning wine".

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