Happy Third Day of School!!

Thought of the Day

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse.
- Florence Nightingale

Bad Joke of the Day

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Random Fact of the Day

Audio CDs can hold at most only 74 minutes of sound.

Thanks for reading the B-Daily!
Email me a thought, joke, or fact for one point extra credit (once per quarter)!

Today's Sources: