Tue. Sept. 20, 2022 | Day #11

Thought of the Day

A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
- unknown


Bad Joke of the Day

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.
This proves once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.


Random Fact of the Day

James J. Ritty, owner of a tavern in Dayton, Ohio, invented the cash register in 1879.